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BOLLARDS-
these things drive me nuts! whenever you see a bollard of some kind, a post up to your waist in plastic, metal, concrete,etc they always seem to be just random placements. the only thing i can ever remember them being used for is to stop cars parking on pavements and to stop cars taking corners over curbs. now they're every fucking where! i line of them along a pavement, then nothing after.....what's so fucking special about THIS area that needs to always be clear?? fucking random!?!

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BARRIERS-
now these can be made from bollards, but most types are the fence things like the ones that shepeard you around and 'guide' you in a direction you weren't going before. you can find them around crossroads, corners and just about any random placement on pavements. now there will be those amoung you, we'll call them idiots for now, that will immediately shout" oh but they're there for your safety!". utter bollocks. adults don't need them and children ought to be supervised. if you have kids roaming the streets near traffic, don't be suprised to hear the ambulance. no, the real reason we have these cattle guides is because of assholes. assholes that get injured when they try to cross a road because the can't obay the traffic lights and the green man flasshing (seriously it's not hard, green man GO, red man STOP). our taxes go towards paying for these barriers to protect idiots from harming themselves because they can't understand the green cross code. so now we have the lights AND these fucking railings around crossings. so i'm paying taxes because assholes can't cross roads ?? how about i save my money and put it to better use elsewhere and they learn to walk properly?
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HUMAN INTERFACE DEVICES-
anything from microwave control panel, computers (gnash), phones, hi-fi's, remote controls,etc
these things are designed in a way that we need to think not just 'outside the box' but outside the room the box is in !
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Little 'yappy' fucking rat dogs...
you know the ones.
these dogs are small enough to fit in a football and have a permanent expression on their face that tells you they're scared shitless. they have that pathetic look as if they were born premature, they they can't fend for themselves and need someone to CARRY them around because they can't even walk properly on their tiny wrangled legs.
the people who love these wretched things buy them clothes( clothes for a fucking DOG!!) , & they kiss their dog and lick them (seriously, why are my prayers for them to catch a terminal virus never answered??). once i'm done with the dog i'm going to deal with the owner for being just as fucking stupid that they value their life less than the dog.
they bark and yap away ferociously until you snear at them, then they shit themselves and run 2 yards away from you so that they can yap again...repeat for ages until you catch the little fucker with a well placed drop kick that sends the sack of shit flying across the other side of the road....all to the astinishment of onlookers everywhere who praise you on your swift reflexes and service to the community.
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PEOPLE WHO SAY STUPID THINGS EVERYDAY WITHOUT KNOWING.
This iswhen people use words, phrases, etc and don't really know what they mean. using them because they seem to fit the moment or the context of what they have to say and saving them the brainwork of articulating their thoughts properly to another person.
EXAMPLES=
you hop on a bus/train and ask for a "return to London please". seems innocuous enough eh? think about what you just asked to buy...a RETURN ticket TO London....YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THERE YET SO HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU RETURN ?? you really mean to ask for a "return FROM London" yes ?
next up we have people using catchphrases and coloquialisms for similar reasons.

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MOTHERS PUSHING PRAMS
You come to that stage on the pavement when they are coming your way and it's either you or them. they have the upper hand of having an oversized killing vehicle designed not just to hold their spawn, but also to take up as much space on the footpath as possible. these fuckers will even expect you to move out onto the road to make way for them. BOLLOCKS TO THAT.
Just to make sure that they are understood to be self centred, delusional idiots they can't even answer simple questions on those unfortunate ocasions that you encounter them."how old is the little sprog?" you'll ask. "she'll be 2and half next August" will come the mathematical algorithm you didn't ask for. Who the fuck cares how old the little bastards will be in the future? i asked how old the little prick is NOW!!!
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